Married, Gay, Seeking Soulmate: My Dating Dealbreakers
“Do you have any dealbreakers?” He asked. My fingers tapped out the first thing that popped to mind. “Married, gay,... Read more.
Revising the Writer
A ruthless edit on the character we’ll call “Author.” The Inciting Incident “Excuse me, is that your book?” He sits in... Read more.
Reclaiming Holiday Spirit
When Holiday Spirituality Gets Lost Between The Stockings And Cookie Crumbs Shopping, decorating, shopping, partying, traveling, and more shopping rule... Read more.
Spiritually F*n Fit
Being spiritually FIT is more than being able to handle my shit.... Read more.
All I Need to Know About Politics I Learned in Seventh Grade
No matter the size of the arena, the game is still the same. One candidate's election strategies.... Read more.
Terrible Parents
Terrible Parents is the best game you should probably never play. Which of your kids is most likely to end up in jail? Be the gang leader while there? Cheat on... Read more.
The Good Towel: And Other Tips to Woman Proof Your Home
I like to think of myself as a Jane Goodall studying the natural habitat of the Homo sapien bachelorus. Dudes, I’m not telling you to hang a Live, Laugh, Love... Read more.
Coming to Terms With a Higher Power
I was raised by an atheist and a weekend ER nurse, so Sunday morning church service was not a regular... Read more.
Perfect Moms
There’s an avatar in my head of the Perfect Suburban Mom. You know, the ones you kind of hate, but... Read more.
The Art of Alibis
Many tried and true get-out-of-jail-free cards exist that can help you sidestep dinner with the in-laws, a co-worker’s gender reveal party or the neighbor’s... Read more.
Turning My Will and Life Over…to Waze
I was pretty sure Jesus didn’t have a valid drivers license, while, by some luck or miracle, I did.... Read more.
Lions and Tigers and Tweens, Oh My!
My response to "A friend of mine who is a Furry asked me a bunch of questions, and then told me that I’m one too."... Read more.